Rather than create in-depth hlogs (hate+blogs) for each of my grievances, I’m taking the lazy route and summing them all up in one megalithic post. Enjoy.

Religious Flair*: Look, its fine that you need religion to cope with the fact that there are some things in this universe that can’t be explained, or that you’re worm [...]

While standing in the queue at my local Quiznos, I read a sign stating that this establishment has temporarily banned the use of tomatoes on their subs due to a recent FDA warning ‘that a salmonellosis outbreak appears to be linked to consumption of certain types of raw red tomatoes and products containing raw red [...]