Maybe. For those of you poor souls unfortunate enough to live in Texas…if they ever secede from the union, of course. Yes, Chuck Norris has declared, on the well-respected far-right-wing-nutjob internet rag World Net Daily, that he would be open to becoming the President of Texas, should it ever secede from the rest of the USA. [...]

It’s been really great being with you these past few years. We’ve had our good times and our bad, our ups and our downs, but it’s been a lot of fun all the way through. You’ve made me a better person and I’d like to think that I’ve done the same for you. I was [...]