So apparently this whole election thing is still going to happen, despite no one entirely being certain if we’ll still be a country a month from now. As such, it’s time for debate number two or three or fifteen or whatever the hell of the 2008 Presidential Election. Come along with us, the Sod nation, [...]

In one fell swoop, “celebrity” Paris Hilton has managed to destroy every single foothold gained for women in presidential politics achieved by Hillary Clinton. Bravo, you slutty heiress, bravo.
If you have no idea what I’m talking about, count yourself lucky, go see what Erik is writing about this week and forget you were ever here. [...]

Welp, as predicted, it’s Barack ‘Osama’ Obama vs. John ‘Survived-the-Civil-War’ McCain fighting for the title of El Presidente of the once-great US and A.
Predictions?
This pundit-in-training is calling this one for Obama, and here’s why:
The average voters, aka ‘Joe and Suzy Six-Pack’ are heavily influenced by the media to determine which candidate he/she would like to [...]

Editors Note: Being that I’m probably suffering from a mild form of heatstroke, my misrememberance of the Oregon governmental figure that spoke before Barack Obama at the rally yesterday might be excused. It was Earl Blumenauer, not John Kitzhaber. I regret the error.(and feel like an utter moron for making it in the first place)

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I am intimately familiar with the Angry White Man(1), and I have been inspired by Gary Hubbell to lend a voice to this forgotten and silenced voting bloc(2). The Angry White Man is, as Gary so truthily puts it, “almost in fear of losing [his] constitutional rights through political correctness”.
This election, we have the historic [...]

As the Presidential race narrows, it’s starting to look like it will be Obama v McCain in November. Sounds great, right? The better candidate from each party duking it out for ownership of the once great nation we call U.S. and A… Not so fast!

What if the McCain ticket reads ‘McCain/Giuliani - 911 Foreva’?
and not [...]