Since we must prepare for Halloween all year long, here’s my suggestions for next year’s Halloween costumes:   1. Corn Poop Boy 2. Man with an axe in his groin 3. Dr. Phil (That one is the scariest) 4. Irony 5. Boy with Dyslexia 6. Arm Pit 7. Man with a short attention span 8. [...]

It’s that wonderful time of year again where society not only allows you to leave your house dressed like an idiot, it’s actually encouraged. Take advantage of it, America. It’s Halloween, and it’s your chance to shine for the big burning ball of stupid we all always knew you could be. So just like two [...]