I usually try to ignore commercials when I watch television. If I can’t at least ignore them, I’ll just let them wash over me, saturating myself with slogans and jingles and catchphrases until none of it means anything anymore. It’s better than actually paying attention to them and requires less effort than it would take [...]

So as any nerd reading this can tell you (Nerd call-out: What up, nerds!), the iPhone 3g came out this last week and, like its predecessor, inspired long lines of impatient dorks to line up outside AT&T dealers nationwide (and by nationwide, I mean everywhere but North Dakota, as we have neither AT&T cellular service [...]