I’ve been in a noticeable funk for the past few weeks and I think that I finally figured out what my problem is; I’m mired in the depths of post-election depression. Think postpartum depression, but without the the baby or the lactating. I even have many of the symptoms of postpartum depression, or PPD. Observe-
Sadness? [...]

Hello, country.
I’ve been getting letters from some of you out there wondering how I enjoyed Philadelphia. Let me make this perfectly clear: I’ve never been to Pennsylvania. I have no idea what you’re talking about, but I do appreciate the letters. As you all know, I am a reader. But I was not in Philadelphia [...]