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By Derek • Jan 16th, 2008 • Category: SportsIt’s been awhile since I have “blogged” my dear friends and doing it brings me warm fuzzies and a tear to my eye. Bringing me to my topic. Watching Terrell Owens crying like a wee babe brought warm fuzzies much like the kind I get from writing this. I recorded the video of the loudmouth wunderkind weeping, played them back over and over in my darkened room, lit some candles and felt an overwhelming sense of joy and tranquility. After a half hour of basking in the glory that is T.O.’s pain I stripped down doused the television in kerosene and set it ablaze in a ritual sacrifice of what I believe to be the most pristine, beautiful, awe inspiring television experience I have ever had. I then ran out into the woods naked as the day I was born feeling perhaps the most freedom I have ever felt in my life. I totally hate Terrell Owens.
Cheers, Derek
Derek is 4000 years ago gnomes took control of the swamplands surrounding the home of my ancestors. Since that day I have strived to take them back.
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That is so weird. I did almost the same thing. What woods were you running around in?
A hearty welcome to you, sir, from the other half of the newly dubbed “Portland Contingent” here on Sod.
Go Giants!
Are you rooting for the Gints or against Green Bay, Admin?
For the Giants; of course.
Go, Wilton Miners.