Sod makes a lame attempt at attracting the youth vote.
By Erik Hagen • Feb 11th, 2008 • Category: Politics
Youth of America! Are you with it? Are you totally dope? You are? Well, then, you should be voting for the raddest Presidential candidate of all time, Hillary Clinton! She’s extreme! TO THE MAX!
OUTRAGEOUS! Makes me wanna chug Mountain Dew, jump off a cliff and do other things that young people today do often, right before lining up my ballot for the Hillary Clinton/Poochy ‘08 ticket.
Now I don’t want to oversell this, but this ticket is better than ten Super Bowls. Catch you on the flipside, dudemeisters. Not! And remember, kids, always recycle… TO THE EXTREME!! Busted!
UPDATE: What, still not convinced, kids? A’ight. I’ll do you one better. Do you like MUSIC? How about CRAZY AWESOME MUSIC? Then here you go. If you can watch this kickin’ video all the way through and then, somehow, manage to not run straight to your nearest Democratic party headquarters to caucus for Hillary, then you are, simply put, a dorkus milorkus. There, I said it.
Erik Hagen is comprised of equal parts X and Y chromosomes, snips, snails, puppy dog tails, and a whole lot of water. He was born into this world covered in blood, naked, and slightly hysterical. Very little has changed since.
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