Especially after I saw this headline on Slate.com. There was so much promise for a man with a first name like that. Here’s a few I came up with:

“Up Mitt Creek”

“Un-Mitt-igated Disaster”

“Mitt Sandwich”

“Big, Steaming Pile of Mitt”

and my personal favorite,

“Mitt Happens”

Yes, there were so many unrealized opportunities with a candidate like Mitt. At least we still have the man, the myth, the legend, Mike Huckabee, who my wife loves to refer to alternately as “Suck-abee” and…well, you can probably figure the other one out.

Have a good weekend, folks!