“Well, I can’t tell who I’m running against sometimes.” -Barack Obama, South Carolina CNN debate

In a move that now seems inevitable, former two-term President of the United States Bill Clinton and his wife, current challenger for the Democratic Presidential nomination, Hillary Clinton have decided to morph into a super-candidate to defeat newcomer Barack Obama and populist third-wheel, John Edwards.

Say hello to Billary Jefferham Clinton, the Democratic uber-candidate. Combining all the qualities that Americans love about Bill Clinton with all of the qualities that empowered women love about Hillary Clinton. Polls are showing a 100% approval rating for Billary among ALL women voters.

In recent weeks, with Hillary struggling to establish herself as the frontrunner/underdog and her very popular husband Bill campaigning hard on her behalf, the two other remaining major candidates have made occasional remarks such as the one I plucked from the debate last night by Barack Obama, essentially stating that it was difficult to run against the both of them at the same time, instead of just running against the one that can still legally run for President, Hillary.

It seems the Clintons have worked their way around that, by morphing Power-Ranger’s style into this new political creature, the dimensions of which are not covered in the United States Constitutional Amendment allowing that a single person can only serve two terms in office. Those Clintons sure are crafty.

News from the Obama and Edwards camps has been sparse regarding this new, unexpected development in the 2008 Presidential race. One can only speculate at this point as to whether John Edwards and Barack Obama have any plans to combine forces and run as Jarack Obawards.

On the fringe candidate front, there is preliminary news that Ron Paul and Dennis Kucinich may run as a Consitution-touting, UFO-spotting third-party candidate, Denron Paucinich.