With the end of the years comes the release of Captain Not’s “You Suck Awards”.  These awards are given out to people who have gone above and beyond their usual suckatude and made a stride towards true suckamation! 

Today’s You Suck Award winner is……Rod Stewart’s son on Celebrity Rehab.

Somehow, this guy was able to pass himself off as a celebrity just because Rod Stewart played “Hide the Éclair” with his mom.  If this were the only credential needed to become a celebrity, I think we could populate entire suburbs of Newark with “Celebrities”.  What’s next?  Celebrity Fit Club starring a guy whose mother got winked at by Elton John during a concert in 1977? 

You, Rod Stewart’s son—SUCK!

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