Every year we all watch Christmas movies.  Classics like “White Christmas”, “Miracle on 34^th Street”, “It’s a Wonderful Life”.  Sure there are modern classics now like “A Christmas Story”, “Christmas With the Kranks” and the laborious lame “Jingle All the Way”.  I want “ZING” with my Christmas movies!  I want action!  I want Pizzazz!

Here are some Christmas movies I’d like to see:

“Indiana Jones and the Christmas Tree of Mystery”

“Star Wars – Return of the Gifts”

“A Gremlins Christmas Carol”

“A Very Porky’s Christmas”

“Attack of the Amazon Women from the Moon at Christmas”

“The Jolly Blob”

“Miracle on the Millennium Falcon”

“Does Spock Believe in Christmas?”

So, Hollyweird, that’s your assignment—make some new exciting holiday flicks.  I would like to suggest starting with “A Very Porky’s Christmas”.Christmas Movies