In an effort to get into the spirit of President’s Day, I have made a valiant attempt to grow a Lincoln-esque beard just for the occasion. I assure you, it has nothing to do with my own vain attempt to grow a beard of my own. This is entirely seperate and totally to show my superior patriotism and love for this country.

Obviously, you can all see the resemblance. The blue eyes, the Nordic features, the apparent lack of shame- Lincoln looks a lot like me. Of course, it helps that I’m wearing an authentic Abraham Lincoln stove-pipe hat. You read that right, it’s authentic.

Enjoy your Presidents Day! I’ll be out for the rest of the day, helping Erik hide those President’s Day Eggs.