Since we must prepare for Halloween all year long, here’s my suggestions for next year’s Halloween costumes:

1. Corn Poop Boy

2. Man with an axe in his groin

3. Dr. Phil (That one is the scariest)

4. Irony

5. Boy with Dyslexia

6. Arm Pit

7. Man with a short attention span

8. Elephantitis of the Thumb

9. Edward Scissorpenis

10. The song “American Pie”

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