Dear Music Santa,

Thank you for delivering “Chinese Democracy” this year.  I’ve been asking for it since 1999.  Every year since it’s been one crappy album after another. 

Thank you!

I also wanted to thank you for making sure the Winger reunion album did not happen.  I am almost more thankful for that.

So, Music Santa, I would like the following for Christmas this year.

1. An album with a title written out as full words.  No “Da” or “Lil”.  Please have them say “The” or “Little”.
2. Any album that features an “electric ukulele” or “atomic kazoo”.
3. A new album by Primus.  Even an album of John Denver covers by Primus would do.

That is all.

Thank you Music Santa!

As always, I’ll leave out a glass of tepid water and a plate of “Special Brownies” for you.

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