Things that piss me off
By admin • Jun 20th, 2008 • Category: Sod that is bad
Rather than create in-depth hlogs (hate+blogs) for each of my grievances, I’m taking the lazy route and summing them all up in one megalithic post. Enjoy.
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Religious Flair*: Look, its fine that you need religion to cope with the fact that there are some things in this universe that can’t be explained, or that you’re worm food when you die, but please keep your wacky superstitions to yourself. I’m sure your imaginary friend Jesus is tickled that you’ve decided to put his name and/or image on the ass-end of your car, announcing to the rest of the world that you went against the grain and ‘decided’ to be a Christian. Jog on, wanker.
*Including religious propaganda of all shapes and sizes (like those stupid little Jesus fish.) - The American Government: Cliché, I know, but jesus-tap-dancing-christ is this nation in the shitter. Gas prices, foreign affairs, Iraq, a dipshit President, the economy, Sean Hannity… Where does it all start? The obvious answer is President Dipshit, but I think the real blame rests on the shoulders of all Americans. This country is one big puppet show: politicians are the puppet with the hand of big corporations up their collective ass, and the general public is the audience. As with real-life puppet shows, if there is no audience and someone kills the puppet master, there is no show. Demand lobbying reform, boycott the corporations that push their agendas through campaign contributions, and egg the houses of those elected officials that act in the interest of their wallet rather than the American people. Oh, and enlighten the uninformed rednecks in your neighborhood with a kick to the teeth and a Ralph Nader brochure.
- Rednecks: Not all country folk piss me off, just a large majority of them. Here’s why:
- NASCAR – Seriously? Cars driving in the same circle a few hundred times is entertaining? So I suppose after the race, you and your 10 kids go home to the trailer court, crack open a Bud and watch the paint dry on your mom/cousin’s one remaining toenail… Sounds like the perfect day.
- Blue Collar Comedy – It’s cool to be ignorant, so let’s get a bunch of ‘comedic’ hicks together and place bets on which one (if any) refers to a book that does not involve boobs or auto mechanics. Bonus points if one refers to the ‘internet.’
- Big Rigs – (aka ginormous trucks) Overcompensating for something?
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“Fear This” and those “Calvin peeing on various objects” window decals – Congrats! You figured out the basic mechanics of the sticker and have used that gift to give the rest of us fair warning that you are mildly retarded.
- Country Music – That’s a funny name for a tree…
- Mullets – Well, that one’s kind of entertaining.
- Ignorance – These yokels are huge contributors to items 1 and 2 of this post.
- Tomatoes: See ‘Tomatoes – the Red Menace’
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Right-Wing Broadcasters: You know these fascists were the kind of kids that couldn’t get laughs unless they took their pants off, so now they spread hate and fear to feed their frail egos and push their narrow-minded agendas. The only thing worse than these hypocrites are the people that lap it up (see #1 and #3 of this post.) For more information on why these ass-monkeys boil my broccoli, search ‘fox news’ on this site.
That about does it; I’m a bit surprised that there are only 5 things that piss me off. I’m sure there’s more, but maybe it’s time to open the floor: what pisses you off?
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After reviewing my 5, I have one question: Are tomatoes popular in Canada?
Live and let live. Don’t hate. It only hurts you and makes you look bad. We all have qualms but what good does it do to gripe about superficial ones. If a person wants to believe in something that makes them feel good or gets enjoyment from watching what we may think of as a pointless non-sport let them use such vices without being ignorant to them. Being so judgmental only hurts you.
Joey-
There’s no hate; just moderate-to-extreme annoyance. I don’t tell others what to think or how to spend their time, but I am entitled to my opinion, just like you are entitled to yours.
You think my comments are a reflection of ignorance on my part, but I come from religious and rednecked roots. I fully understand the mentality and lifestyle, but have evolved my thinking. Ignorance to me is watching cars drive in circles or praying to make-believe super-beings, but if that’s what gets your motor turning, go right ahead. Just be aware that there is a silent minority mocking your unenlightened existence.
So I say live and let die… and if being right makes me ‘look bad,’ then I don’t wanna look good.
I have to agree with 1# I have no problem if people believe that stuff it just really gets on my nerves when they feel the need to share there views the world. It’s no one cares STFU.
Rednecks are just funny.
I can definitely relate to some of what you’ve posted. There’s are several people in the office where I work who love NASCAR. I ask them to explain it to me and they cannot. Then I throw the old joke about how to escape when being chased by a NASCAR driver? Make a right turn! For some reason they don’t appreciate the humor. Not sure why. And rednecks are always fun to pick on. And as annoying as the other topics are, isn’t it great that we live in a free society where people, including you and I, can express our thoughts without fear of persecution? Mockery, maybe, but persecution from the government, nah.
First of all, I disagree with you on the “people need religion to cope with the fact that there are some things in this universe that can’t be explained”. People really just need faith to do that. I think religion, generally, just brings about conflicts. And about the cars with blaring posters on “heaven or hell”, they seem so outrageous. Why can’t people keep their “religious issues” with themselves?
Respect the fact that you can make a list of things you hate. Do not understand why people mix religion with the picture showed, as this is not a statement of religion but of belief in the bible. Which are two very different things. It is great to live in a place where we can state our believes without feeling like we owe others something for doing it.
Wow I think I’m in love with the Admin… *blushing* I hate all those as well… well minus the tomatoes I think. But I will add to the list I hate assumptions. I hate when people assume I am of a certain race.. next time ask please. I hate when people assume I’m a single mom and they give me this sort of head lean to the side and nod as if I had just lost a loved one! I mean I am… but don’t assume or maybe it’s the assumption I’m sad that pisses me of… hmmm. Assumptions, that’s what I hate.
I’m not sure if it’s just me or not, but what gets me is that the people that I have had the “pleasure” of talking to that plastered their car with religious stickers were almost always the rudest people I have ever encountered. You’d figure these people would be “Christian like”, but nope, it never fails they are first ones to scowl and to be downright rude…go figure…
Eh, the Blue Collar Comedy never bothered me too much, because they are least making people laugh legally and making some money off of making fun of themselves instead of sitting around drinking Bud Light and listening to John Cougar 8 tracks all day long. But the Nascar thing I will never ever get. I really think it’s more about getting together and having a drunk fest more so than watching the cars go round and round and round.