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Ready to kill me, yet? I thought so. Please don’t, I have so much to live for.

I’m a bit behind the times on this whole “Rickrolling” thing. Sure, I’d heard of it, but it had never actually happened to me until late last week. Needless to say, I was pissed off. Probably about as pissed as you were when you clicked on that link at the beginning of the post.

You are still here, right? Hello? Oh good. I thought that you’d stormed out in a fit of rage. Can’t say I’d have blamed you.

Apparently, this Rickrolling bull just will not die. Youtube reportedly used it as an April Fools prank yesterday. I thankfully heard about this plot and avoided the ‘Tube for the whole day, not wanting to get caught up in any shenanigans.

Of course, Sod’s very own Erik H. managed to take advantage of my trust and Rickroll me by sending me a barrage of links, ending with a Rickroll. The bastard. I have my roving death squads of killer prairie dogs closing in on his location as we speak. I shall have my revenge…I shall drink his milkshake.