Much has the question been asked, what is this Sod you speak of? Beats me. According to my mysterious benefactor, the almighty and all-knowing admin of SodBlog, it was just one of the few remaining URLs with “blog” in the title. So it was either this or TotalShitBlog. And who would want to read that? Seriously. The title already implies that it’s not very good.

So ask not what Sod can do for you, ask what you can do for Sod. Which is a good question. Thanks for bringing it up.

I am a tremendously lazy blogger. I don’t like writing any more than I absolutely have to. I have freakishly small dwarf hands, and pounding my Jimmy Dean sausage fingers against the keys of my keyboard hurts them tremendously. But this is a new blog, meaning I’ll probably need to post once a day just to get the ball rolling. But it doesn’t have to be that way. What if there were other people willing to do my work for me? Wouldn’t that be spectacular?

So here’s what I need. A lot of group blogs strive for a collection of unique voices in order to present a wider spectrum of opinions. Not me. I want more people who write and think just like I do. I want a website devoted to people who are as intelligent as I, as humorous as I, and as witty as I. Notice I didn’t say anything about people as handsome as I. I’m not looking for the impossible here.

So if you think that you’re an adequate clone of yours truly, send me off an email at TheExpatriateAct@gmail.com or, assuming you’re as tremendously lazy as I am, click on that word that says “Contact” over to the right. Come on, you can do it. I believe in you.

Ready for the adventure of a lifetime? No? Too bad. You are gonna do this. Don’t make me have to come get you.