As the calendar rolls over into December, it’s that annual period of time where most blogs get all nostalgic and start recalling the year past in carefully organized lists of ten. Which is nice. And since I’ve already seen some chatter about it, I’m encouraging all of the Sod-imites (Note to self: Come up with a better group name) to spend the month of December counting random things down from ten to one. Kind of like what Nate’s been doing with his Top Ten Obscure Albums That You Probably Never Listened To Of The Year list, except with fewer expected emails to me in January from pissed-off Rhianna fans when she inevitably gets snubbed.

You can do it in one post, or ten posts, or fifty-eight if you somehow need to. Just do it. Because if you don’t, I’m busing you down to Subscriber level. Because that’s just how I roll, biznitches.

And just to get this thing started, here’s a Top Ten list of my toes.

10. Left pinkie toe
9. Left middle toe
8. Right pinkie toe
7. Right second toe
6. Right middle toe
5. Left fourth toe
4. Right fourth toe
3. Left big toe
2. Left second toe
1. Right big toe

There. Top that, if you can.