Sod cook is kaput
By Crystal • Dec 24th, 2007 • Category: General SodSo far today I have:
Basted ham at least three times, every half hour, before realizing that I’d turned the oven off two hours before.
Opened the box of potatoes (Yes, mother, BOX!! I’ll never mash potatoes again!) from the bottom (me: could they make this any more difficult?! Boyfriend: It might be easier if you use the pour spout on the, uh, top of the box)
Dropped a half of stick of butter, still wrapped, into a pan of boiling milk and water.
Burned 12 of 24 sugar cookies
Jesus would be very disappointed.
Crystal is grossly opposed to many things, including consistently contributing to anything.
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I’m no expert, Crystal, but I’d think that the J-man is more of a optimist. He wouldn’t focus on the 12 cookies you burned, but on the 12 that you cooked perfectly.
Besides, if you stop cooking, the rest of us here at Sod will starve. I have a hard time making mac and cheese.
That makes me feel better. On my good days, I can make a mean mac and cheese. On my bad days, Easy Mac is a messy challenge.
I sound neurotic. Who, other than me, has good and bad cooking days?
Everyone.