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On to the General

By Nate • Jun 4th, 2008 • Category: General Sod
On to the General

Despite what Hillary says, I’m moving on. We now have both of the nominees for the general election (and don’t forget Bob Barr, Libertarian! Ooo, and Ron Paul…something.) and it’s time to start making a decision.

So, who’s it going to be, America? The guy on the left or the guy on the right? It’s not hard, and you don’t have to decide right now, but I thought I should get you started.

Once again, this guy:

or this guy:

Take your time, weigh your options. This is a big decision and shouldn’t be made off the cuff. This is the man that you want to lead this country for the next four to eight years. The man who will lead us out of our current morass or…not. Let’s run down that list of options one more time, just to be sure.

This guy:

or this guy:

Let’s do this one last time, just so I can make it really manipulative, because you’re going to have to get used to be manipulated over the next few months. It might as well come from someone you know.

So, this guy:

or…THIS GUY:

What the hell, one more comparison, just for fun.

This guy:

or this guy:

The decision is yours.


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Nate is pretty sure Mark Twain said it best, "Humor is the great thing, the saving thing after all. The minute it crops up, all our hardnesses yield, all our irritations, and resentments flit away, and a sunny spirit takes their place."
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3 Responses »

  1. I admit it. I LOLed. Thanks Nate!

  2. OMG - HILARIOUS! LOVE IT! Love Kermie…

  3. OMG, I made someone LOL! It was bound to happen sooner or later, I guess. Now, how to make that happen again…

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