Sod hates Mondays too.
By Erik Hagen • Jan 15th, 2008 • Category: ObscureSome things in life just defy explanation. So guess what, pal. You ain’t getting one.
You watched it! And now, try as you may, you can’t unwatch it!
The source of this madness is at www.lasagnacat.com. Just be warned that if you go there, you may not ever come back the way you were before. I’m just saying.
Erik Hagen is comprised of equal parts X and Y chromosomes, snips, snails, puppy dog tails, and a whole lot of water. He was born into this world covered in blood, naked, and slightly hysterical. Very little has changed since.
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Don’t you ever do that again…
Don’t ever do what again? This?
Hee hee.
Aaarrghhhh!!!1 Stop!!! Please stop!! Why won’t you stop??!!
That’s a good question. There’s been many theories in the past. It might have been a bad childhood, or my chemical makeup, or just general anti-social behavior. However, the most agreed upon conclusion is that I’m just kind of a dick.
Speaking of, here’s another one.
You are indeed a cruel, cruel man.
On that last one, they show Uncle Joey from “Full House,” underneath the message, “Cut it out Garfield.” But the computer says, “Uncle Jesse.” You think they intended for that to be wrong?
Um… uh… That is, I think… uh… Ah, crap.