Two thieves were caught in southern Hungary with 12 pigs stuffed into their tiny van.  My question is…..what were two guys planning to do with a dozen pigs?  Of course, my typical reader will immediately think something perverse. I would argue against that.  If they were hoping to find some “Girlfriends”, then they only really needed 2 pigs. 

Some would say they did it for the money.  They obviously had enough money to buy a van in Hungary.  I believe a vehicle in Hungary costs about $250,000 American dollars–although my conversions could be off a little.

I think they wanted to form some sort of pig gang that could roam from town to town in their faux leather jackets and overly dark sunglasses placing the fear of swine in to everyone they meet.