After getting a full night’s sleep to think things over, I’ve decided that it’s best if I go with Chief. Out of the three choices I had to consider yesterday.

In the end, I felt it was best to identify myself as a Chief. Partially because I’ve always admired native american culture and people and partially because I’ve always wanted a killer baseline jump shot, just like Robert Parish. Also, I think I’d look good wearing double-zero.

So, from now on if everyone could please refer to me as “Chief,” it’d be much appreciated.

Identity crisis averted…