Sod rocks the Golden Globes.
By Erik Hagen • Jan 13th, 2008 • Category: LiveSod LiveBlogAs you may’ve already heard, the Golden Globes were basically shut down by the Writers Strike, so what is usually a 3+ hours wankfest of mind-numbing proportions will now instead be a one-hour press conference. So since the Writer’s Guild never returned my membership inquiries, I don’t have the option of sitting this one out. But with the possibility of a one-hour awards show where all they do is announce the winners, no dance numbers, no lame comedy bits, no clip shows, no time-filling crap whatsoever, this has the chance of being the single greatest awards show of all time. So let’s do this thing.
8:00pm - And we are now live. Let the Golden Globes begin!
8:01pm -
8:02pm - And that’s it for me. So long, everybody!
Erik Hagen is comprised of equal parts X and Y chromosomes, snips, snails, puppy dog tails, and a whole lot of water. He was born into this world covered in blood, naked, and slightly hysterical. Very little has changed since.
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Excuse me for being thick, but who the hell is that?
Also, greatest LiveBlog ever!
That, my young friend, is Billy Bush, Access Hollywood host, presenter of every Golden Globe award last night, notoriously annoying tool and, wait for it, George W. Bush’s first cousin. Which is why I had no other option other than ending the liveblog immediately and putting my Converse All-Star through my television screen.