Just in case you’re confused, the picture on the left is presidential hopeful, Senator John McCain. The picture on the right? Well, that’s the golden idol that Indiana Jones snuck stole at the beginning of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

If anyone needs me, I’ll be spending the rest of my Monday afternoon looking for other props from Indiana Jones movies that happen to resemble the rest of the presidential candidates.

Sadly, Rudy Giuliani is already out of the race:

Again, on the left, we have one of those evil Nazis after the Ark of the Covenant went all Old Testament on his ass. On the right, we have Rudy Giuliani, former presidential candidate and 9/11 enthusiast.

Sorry, I screwed up. Rudy is the one on the left. The evil Nazi receiving his comeuppance is on the right. My bad.