And now, all you people at home. Call the neighbors. Wake the kids. It’s time, once again to play everybody’s favorite game, What the Hell was This Guy Thinking?

• Couldn’t adequately fit “You Might Be A Redneck” on his forehead.

• Looking for a quicker way to tell people he’s an idiot.

• Didn’t quite grasp the “permanent” part of permanent marker.

• Was fairly certain that Larry the Cable Guy would remain famous forever.

• Doesn’t actually know it’s there.

• Was kind of iffy on doing it at first, but then had a sudden realization to just go through with it already.

• It’s meant as an ironic statement.

• First step in the goverment’s new forehead branding strategy.

• It’s a mole.

• Thought it might finally distract attention away from his neck waddle.

• Wanted to make a good first impression at his upcoming job interview at Wal-Mart.

• Torn between want to display “Git-R-Dun” statement to the world and desire to not ever wear a shirt.

• It was the only part of his body he could find that wouldn’t get the tattoo needle tangled up in fur.

• Doesn’t have a mirror.

• Wife has kind of a sick sense of humor.

• For the love of God, just look at the guy. Why the hell wouldn’t he?

That’s all I got. If anyone else can help shed some light on this mystery, I’d really appreciate it. In the meantime, though, I’ll be looking for a good David Cross saying I can have tattooed on my forehead. Preferably one that’s not so long.