Gay Marriage
By CaptainNot • Nov 10th, 2008 • Category: General Sod, Sod that is bad, Sod that is good
As many of you know, last week, the state of Californication passed an amendment banning gay marriage.
One of the biggest issues related to this amendment was fear of having gay marriage taught in schools.
I can see how this could be scary. First they teach gay marriage in schools, then gay home economics, gay algebra, and worst of all—gay physical education. It’s like this huge house of cards being held up by the honest sweat of people that believe that marriage should be only between a man and a woman, or a man and a dinosaur. Just as long as it isn’t between a dinosaur and a woman.
That would just be sick.
CaptainNot is not Captain Crunch.
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Welcome to the Sod, Captain!
No one has anything to be afraid of when it comes to gay people getting married. But everyone is in danger if Adam Sandler or that douchebag from King of Queens marries. Seriously, I don’t want my offspring growing up being subjected to movies made by Adam Sandler’s kids. That’s just not the kind of America that I believe in.