A Sod Remod.
By Erik Hagen • Feb 6th, 2008 • Category: General Sod
If you’re visiting the site today and things look a little bit off, like things are out of alignment or the fonts are messed up or a fountain of pig’s blood is spraying on you out of your monitor, we’re doing some slight modifications to the site layout. So there is absolutely no need to panic.
On a related note, BIRD FLU IS GOING TO KILL US ALL! THERE’S A GIANT VOLCANO UNDERNEATH YELLOWSTONE PARK THAT COULD EXPLODE ANY MINUTE! METEORS FROM SPACE OULD CRASH INTO THE EARTH AT ANYTIME! EVERYTHING YOU KNOW AND LOVE WILL BE DESTROYED IN AN INSTANT! NOW THERE’S SOMETHING TO PANIC ABOUT! GYAHHH!!!
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I’m sorry. That was uncalled for.
Erik Hagen is comprised of equal parts X and Y chromosomes, snips, snails, puppy dog tails, and a whole lot of water. He was born into this world covered in blood, naked, and slightly hysterical. Very little has changed since.
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