A forboding sense of things yet to come.
By Erik Hagen • May 20th, 2008 • Category: General Sod, Obscure
In the news today, Extinct Tiger Brought Back to Life.
In the news for tomorrow, Extinct Tiger Devours All Human Life.
Just you wait. It’s gonna happen.
Erik Hagen is comprised of equal parts X and Y chromosomes, snips, snails, puppy dog tails, and a whole lot of water. He was born into this world covered in blood, naked, and slightly hysterical. Very little has changed since.
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I’m all for saving the animals that we still have (except the Manatee, you’ve at least got to show some interest in your own self-preservation, guy), but bringing back old animals? I know we have a fetish for the retro as a culture, but that might be taking it too far?
At first, it might be harmless. Bringing back the Dodo Bird, for example. Who wouldn’t find that hilarious? But it’s only a matter of time before some nutty scientists decide to bring back Hitler or Dracula or something.
The Sea Cow! Bearded bag of poop with flip flops.
I’d like to see Hitler brought back, soul and all. Then we can try the bastard for war crimes and THEN execute him.
I’d love to see the dodo anyway, those things were delicious. I had them for Christmas dinner, with dressing and sweet potatoes, and cranberry sauce. Yes sir. I really enjoyed those birds.
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