My wife, Sara, brought this lovely little nugget of advertising gold to my attention last night by screaming “OH MY GOD! OHMYGOD!! I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT!!!” from halfway across the house.

Yeah, Morning Tongue. There are so many jokes here. Let me collect myself.

• Okay, first of all, isn’t this ad basically stating that this cheesy hashbrowns should only be enjoyed by men? I mean, women don’t get morning wood, which the ad is referring to, do they? Do they?!
• Is this Burger King’s way of letting me know that it’s okay to spank it when I wake up with morning wood, instead …
  
  

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