LOOK OUT! SHE’S RIGHT BEHIND YOU, OLD MAN!!!

Why do I get the sneaking suspicion that Cindy McCain is a total bitch?

Is it this?

Or this?

Maybe this, then?

Oh, how about this?

Okay, it has to be this. I mean, he should know, right? No? Damn…

Actually, it’s as simple as this- Every single time she’s photographed, she has the “your balls would look better in my vice-grip” glare on her face. Her face betrays her inner bitchiness. End of story.

Although, some of that other stuff adds some weight to my incredibly flip judgement on …