Since today’s Pennsylvania primary is the next step in the fake election that’s technically already decided but continues onwards because everyone in this country likes to think they’re watching a real fight, it seems oddly appropriate that Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton took their messages directly to the people most inclined towards that kind of a scenario - WWE fans. And, hey, John McCain showed up too, because he was in the area and didn’t have anything else to do.

Behold, the beginning of the end of everything as we know it: