Barack Obama no longer has a chance to become the next President of the United States. In my book, at least.

In case you hadn’t heard or didn’t think that it was important, Obama, while campaigning in Altoona, Pennsylvania, stopped into a bowling alley to chat up the townies and further enflame racial tensions by throwing a big black ball at a bunch of helpless white pins. Obviously, he understood the significance of this action and decided to BOWL AS POORLY HAS IS HUMANLY POSSIBLE, so that he didn’t threaten any of the quivering, blue-collar white folk around him.

He bowled …

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