Sound off with all of those great words that the pretentious pricks at Merriam-Webster won’t allow in their ‘dictionary.’

Here’s one from Nate:

Nipular: having the attributes of or appearing to look like a nipple.

One of my wife's favorites: cuntwagon - a vehicle driven by a bitchy soccer mom, usually when on a cell phone and screaming at gaggle of kids in the backseat. A cuntwagon can be anything from a Astrovan to an Expedition.