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		<title>Allowing You To Exist</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 16:59:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nate</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[General Sod]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[TV]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[bigots]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[gay marriage]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.sodblog.com/general/allowing-you-to-exist/" title="Allowing You To Exist"><img src="http://www.sodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/yapb_cache/simpsons460.oqfesl7oxao8gcw0ks84ss08.27ty3bfoxo9wgcowoccowg0kg.th.jpeg" width="100" height="65" alt="Allowing You To Exist" style="float:left;padding:0 10px 10px 0;" ></a>A relatively insignificant politician, Pennsylvania State Sen. John Eichelberger (R), doesn&#8217;t like gay people. Actually, that&#8217;s a bit of an understatement. John Eichelberger doesn&#8217;t think that gay people should have the right to exist. Really.
During a radio debate a few weeks back, Eichelberger claimed that same sex marriage is dysfucntional and would lead to polygamy and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>All fast food advertising now replaced with porn. Enjoy!</title>
		<link>http://www.sodblog.com/general/all-fast-food-advertising-now-replaced-with-porn-enjoy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:08:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Erik Hagen</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Advertising]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Food & Drink]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.sodblog.com/general/all-fast-food-advertising-now-replaced-with-porn-enjoy/" title="All fast food advertising now replaced with porn. Enjoy!"><img src="http://www.sodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/yapb_cache/super_size_me.13btjczm7y00k80wksg808o00.27ty3bfoxo9wgcowoccowg0kg.th.jpeg" width="100" height="117" alt="All fast food advertising now replaced with porn. Enjoy!" style="float:left;padding:0 10px 10px 0;" ></a>A couple years back, McDonald&#8217;s put out a web ad that I, at the time, thought might have been the funniest goddamn thing ever. See, it&#8217;s one of them flashing banner ads featuring a curly-haired teenage moppet longingly staring at a burger while the words &#8220;Double Cheeseburger? I&#8217;d hit it.&#8221; flash in the background. See [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No Diploma For You!</title>
		<link>http://www.sodblog.com/general/no-diploma-for-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 15:29:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nate</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[General Sod]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Sod that is bad]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[assholes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[graduation]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[high school]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sodblog.com/?p=2765</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.sodblog.com/general/no-diploma-for-you/" title="No Diploma For You!"><img src="http://www.sodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/yapb_cache/disruptive_penis.5ybxzhkux6w4g8kkcw8044sko.27ty3bfoxo9wgcowoccowg0kg.th.jpeg" width="100" height="89" alt="No Diploma For You!" style="float:left;padding:0 10px 10px 0;" ></a>Kids these days&#8230;
Do you remember your high school graduation? I do.
Three of my classmates showed up either nude under their robes or with just boxers and socks on. Another swiped his older brother&#8217;s honors ribbons and wore them on his robe, even though he was a C student at best. We sat on stage and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sea Kittens Are Not For Throwing, Silly</title>
		<link>http://www.sodblog.com/general/sea-kittens-are-not-for-throwing-silly/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 15:38:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nate</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[General Sod]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[fish]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[PETA]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[pike place]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[sea kittens]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Seattle]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sodblog.com/?p=2792</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.sodblog.com/general/sea-kittens-are-not-for-throwing-silly/" title="Sea Kittens Are Not For Throwing, Silly"><img src="http://www.sodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/yapb_cache/sea_kitten.dakfc5vlthk4gc0o4ow0gocsk.27ty3bfoxo9wgcowoccowg0kg.th.jpeg" width="100" height="88" alt="Sea Kittens Are Not For Throwing, Silly" style="float:left;padding:0 10px 10px 0;" ></a>UPDATE (8:50AM) - PETA has sent President Obama a &#8220;humane fly catcher&#8221; in response to his swatting of a pesky fly during an interview earlier this week. Seriously.
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA, duh) has found yet another banal activity to get their panties in a bunch about; the tossing of dead fish, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Palin Nation: The Furious Fifteen</title>
		<link>http://www.sodblog.com/general/palin-nation-the-furious-fifteen/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 21:42:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Erik Hagen</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sodblog.com/?p=2777</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.sodblog.com/general/palin-nation-the-furious-fifteen/" title="Palin Nation: The Furious Fifteen"><img src="http://www.sodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/yapb_cache/davidlettermanlarge.rvrbwcnl93kcskg4gcgk4osc.27ty3bfoxo9wgcowoccowg0kg.th.jpeg" width="100" height="73" alt="Palin Nation: The Furious Fifteen" style="float:left;padding:0 10px 10px 0;" ></a>Good Lord, you would&#8217;ve thought this would&#8217;ve been the end of it.
One would think that after not one, but two on-air apologies to Sarah Palin, David Letterman would finally be off the hook, especially considering that Palin accepted his apology. You would think that. But the problem being, the only thing on this planet stupider [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sarah Palin Thinks David Letterman is, Like, A Total Perv</title>
		<link>http://www.sodblog.com/politics/sarah-palin-thinks-david-letterman-is-like-a-total-perv/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sodblog.com/politics/sarah-palin-thinks-david-letterman-is-like-a-total-perv/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 15:58:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nate</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[children]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[knocked up]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Sarah Palin]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[snow machine]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Spitzer]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sodblog.com/?p=2734</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.sodblog.com/politics/sarah-palin-thinks-david-letterman-is-like-a-total-perv/" title="Sarah Palin Thinks David Letterman is, Like, A Total Perv"><img src="http://www.sodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/yapb_cache/sarah_palin_fishing.v541t0hwsk08gcok8o408800.27ty3bfoxo9wgcowoccowg0kg.th.jpeg" width="100" height="82" alt="Sarah Palin Thinks David Letterman is, Like, A Total Perv" style="float:left;padding:0 10px 10px 0;" ></a>You&#8217;ll have to excuse me. I got to this high school cat fight a little late. I was in wood shop when someone ran in and told everyone that Sarah Palin and David Letterman were having it out on the quad. So, I ran all the way here from the wood shop building, let me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>And&#8230;That is for the Rock of Love Bus, Bret Michaels</title>
		<link>http://www.sodblog.com/media/tv/andthat-is-for-the-rock-of-love-bus-bret-michaels/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sodblog.com/media/tv/andthat-is-for-the-rock-of-love-bus-bret-michaels/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 01:33:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nate</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Sod that is good]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[tony awards]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sodblog.com/?p=2721</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.sodblog.com/media/tv/andthat-is-for-the-rock-of-love-bus-bret-michaels/" title="And&#8230;That is for the Rock of Love Bus, Bret Michaels"><img src="http://www.sodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/yapb_cache/picture_41.2edet549oeck8w0c0sccwogg0.27ty3bfoxo9wgcowoccowg0kg.th.jpeg" width="100" height="111" alt="And&#8230;That is for the Rock of Love Bus, Bret Michaels" style="float:left;padding:0 10px 10px 0;" ></a>Satisfying, isn&#8217;t it? I don&#8217;t normally watch the Tony Awards. It&#8217;s not exactly on my social calender, even though I enjoy plays and have seen a handful of musicals. I&#8217;ve even attended a performance of Romeo Hall and Juliet Oates, a Hall and Oates-tinged send-up of Shakespeare&#8217;s classic. Still, no Tony Awards for me. I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tips on being a better Best Man.</title>
		<link>http://www.sodblog.com/general/tips-on-being-a-better-best-man/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sodblog.com/general/tips-on-being-a-better-best-man/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 18:35:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Erik Hagen</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sodblog.com/?p=2618</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.sodblog.com/general/tips-on-being-a-better-best-man/" title="Tips on being a better Best Man."><img src="http://www.sodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/yapb_cache/n636821873_2639639_647813.ajnteotidjscowk84g8ogsw4g.27ty3bfoxo9wgcowoccowg0kg.th.jpeg" width="100" height="75" alt="Tips on being a better Best Man." style="float:left;padding:0 10px 10px 0;" ></a>As Nate already wrote about previously, the weekend before last was my brother&#8217;s wedding; an event at which pretty much every single person who&#8217;s ever written for this site was in attendance for. I happened to be the Best Man, which was the first and possibly last time that the words &#8220;best&#8221; and &#8220;man&#8221; were [...]]]></description>
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		<title>James Inhofe (R-OK) is a Stupid Cocksucker</title>
		<link>http://www.sodblog.com/politics/james-inhofe-r-ok-is-a-stupid-cocksucker/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sodblog.com/politics/james-inhofe-r-ok-is-a-stupid-cocksucker/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:26:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nate</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sodblog.com/?p=2637</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.sodblog.com/politics/james-inhofe-r-ok-is-a-stupid-cocksucker/" title="James Inhofe (R-OK) is a Stupid Cocksucker"><img src="http://www.sodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/yapb_cache/inhofe222.2taw0y4fsc844o0ssosgo0oss.27ty3bfoxo9wgcowoccowg0kg.th.jpeg" width="100" height="136" alt="James Inhofe (R-OK) is a Stupid Cocksucker" style="float:left;padding:0 10px 10px 0;" ></a>I bet you think that I&#8217;m being over the top in a Olbermann-eque way, right? Well, I&#8217;m tired of being nice, tired of parsing my words when talking about politics. I&#8217;ve always hated niceties for niceties sake. Sometimes, issues aren&#8217;t seen in shades of grey, but in black and white. This is one of those. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Bismarck Wedding</title>
		<link>http://www.sodblog.com/general/a-bismarck-wedding/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 May 2009 17:50:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nate</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[North Dakota]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[wedding]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.sodblog.com/general/a-bismarck-wedding/" title="A Bismarck Wedding"><img src="http://www.sodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/yapb_cache/skjsa.ebej8lexelckccso0s88s4swk.27ty3bfoxo9wgcowoccowg0kg.th.jpeg" width="100" height="100" alt="A Bismarck Wedding" style="float:left;padding:0 10px 10px 0;" ></a>
Sara and I are in Bismarck, North Dakota for our good friend Kelly&#8217;s wedding. Weddings are funny things. I&#8217;ve been involved in only three in the past ten years, one of them my own, and by far, this is the most relaxed and laid back. Kelly and his lovely wife-to-be, Annette, have taken a relatively [...]]]></description>
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