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Comment on Ten words I never want to hear again after this primary. by Nate

Nate — Wed, 07 May 2008 15:21:09 +0000

I doesn’t mean that you hate women, necessarily, LadyMac, it just means that you’re an elitist. Just like economists and Barack Obama.

Also, Rik, that should be the textbook definition for “Gas Tax Holiday.” I want to hear Wolf Blitzer use that to explain it on the next Situation Room.

Comment on Ten words I never want to hear again after this primary. by Erik Hagen

Erik Hagen — Wed, 07 May 2008 13:47:08 +0000

Yup. Since Hillary is the embodiment of women, your rejection of her is, in essence, a rejection of all women. And since you, yourself, are a woman, this also clearly means that your hatred of Hillary is an extension of your hatred for yourself.

As for me, my rejection of Hillary Clinton is definitive proof that I’m just a total asshole.

Comment on Your Vulva Can Only Be Cut Off Once by LadyMac

LadyMac — Wed, 07 May 2008 00:59:35 +0000

Silly idyllicmollusk

Don’t you know the female body is only supposed to be used for male gratification?

Who cares whether we get off, right?

Comment on Ten words I never want to hear again after this primary. by LadyMac

LadyMac — Wed, 07 May 2008 00:54:07 +0000

Wait a minute… I’m a middle aged white woman who wouldn’t vote for Hillary if she was running against Hitler himself.

Does that mean I hate women? Damnit. That explains things.

Comment on Wizardry In The Classroom by Heck

Heck — Tue, 06 May 2008 20:44:58 +0000

wizard in the classroom
tell mommy
she doesn’t approve of wizardry
gonna send him to the principal as an example
read about it all as you hear nate weeping

Comment on Fox News: Television For (and By) Idiots by Nate

Nate — Sat, 03 May 2008 17:18:09 +0000

Who is who? Y’know, I guess I never really thought about that. Probably bad commentary on my part for not doing so. I guess I was just so incensed that they’d get a historical fact so fundamentally wrong that I overlooked it. I think I just figured that they used Frederick Douglass because he was black and Obama is black. So, Obama is Douglass?

That doesn’t really make much sense, seeing as Obama’s the Senator from the land of Lincoln and all. Shit…

Maybe that just goes as another black mark for Fox News, they can’t even get a racial insult right. They would have done better to have pictures of Frederick Douglass and Mary Todd Lincoln, if they were truly dedicated to playing up the “black man v. white woman” aspect properly.

I enjoy being an optimistic pessimist. I want everything to work out just ducky, but deep down, I know that it won’t.

Comment on This is a Blog About Thumbs by Heck

Heck — Sat, 03 May 2008 03:41:19 +0000

okay… i will. but i think you should see it either way. this is important stuff!

take, for example, the movie fahrenheit 911. biased? yes. misleading? a little, i guess. makes for an interesting argument? certainly.

now, take fahrenHYPE 911, the conservative right’s response to the michael moore movie, and you see the opposing view attacking michael moore and, to a lesser extent, his film. biased? yes. misleading? most definitely. makes for an interesting argument? only for the opposition, since most of the neo-cons only bought it to masturbate to fiery turncoat zell miller’s anecdote about a “nest of vipers” anyway. you be the judge.

the inclusion of C-list hollywood actor ron silver as the bought-and-paid-for representative of the arts is particularly nauseating when he completely fucks up a reference to the films of leni riefenstahl, comparing her work to that of michael moore’s.

dig in! watch them side by side, instead of what you normally do on a weekend: smoking a couple spliffs, and playing dark side of the moon to the first half of wizard of oz…

Comment on This is a Blog About Thumbs by admin

admin — Sat, 03 May 2008 02:30:03 +0000

Git yer ass to that movie so I know whether or not to spend seven of my hard earned dollars plus tax! Please?

Comment on Fox News: Television For (and By) Idiots by idyllicmollusk

idyllicmollusk — Fri, 02 May 2008 23:33:48 +0000

So who do you imagine is Hillary and who is Obama? One can only guess that Fox would associate Obama with Douglass (they’re both black men you know!) so is Hillary supposed to be Lincoln? Is the joke supposed to be that Hillary is as ugly as Abe?

OHHHH, Nate thought that Fox News had done its homework, and was aware that Abe battled a completely different (white, pro-slavery) Douglas (one ’s’) for the presidency. Ha! That’s cute Nate, stay optimistic for me. As my posts indicate, I am jaded and shriveled inside.

Comment on Forced Penetration Required by Law in Oklahoma by idyllicmollusk

idyllicmollusk — Fri, 02 May 2008 23:26:43 +0000

Sha-zam Nate. Well said.