If you look at the above graphic for more than, say, five seconds, before you see something terribly wrong, then you need to go back to the fifth grade and start your education all over again. Try paying attention this time.
We all know that Fox News is to real news what a whiffle bat is […]
My wife, Sara, brought this lovely little nugget of advertising gold to my attention last night by screaming “OH MY GOD! OHMYGOD!! I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT!!!” from halfway across the house.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAoYQzkW4Gw
Yeah, Morning Tongue. There are so many jokes here. Let me collect myself.
Okay, first of all, isn’t this ad basically stating that this cheesy hashbrowns […]
If you don’t have HBO this season, I’m sorry.
It’s not because you’ll miss the crazy antics of those feisty bigamist Mormons in HBO’s Big Love, or the asinine drivel that spews from Bill Maher’s frothy mouth every Friday night (my hatred for Bill Maher is only rivaled by my disgust with Seth Rogen).
What you’re missing […]
That’s right; EVER!
Here it is… Arguably the finest moment in television history.
The set up:
After seeing piles of fanmail for Stimpy and none for him, Ren gets very sad, but Stimpy decides to make Ren president of his fan club. A position that drives him mad…
Ren as President:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT4YbO_1mvA
Ren going mad:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU29jCEfCGc
If anyone has the FULL scene, […]
It’s Tuesday, and I’m still assembling my Super Bowl advertisement blog, so while you’re waiting, here’s something you’ve probably been waiting a very long time to see - Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert and Conan O’Brien beating the holy hell out of each other. So here it is, good people. Set some time aside and watch […]
until the college football season starts back up.
Yeah, I’m kind of a junkie. I’ll be following the recruiting process until early February, then, after a short break, I will be checking in on spring practices. I’ve started to feel weirder and weirder about this as I get older. I figure I’m a year or two […]
Last night marked the return of two of Comedy Central’s three biggest cash cows, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and The Colbert Report (the third being airings of fifth-rate teen sex romp movies).
It was…awkward.
Over the past two months, Sara and I have been robbed of watching these two stellar late-night talk shows before we […]
The ex-girlfriend and baby’s mama of Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher (who miserably failed us against the Vikings last night), sued former Riverdancer Mikey Flatley for….drumroll…$33 million for sexual harassment and was ordered…drumroll again…to pay $11 million to Flatley for defamation.
All I have to say is: Really? Is Flatley even straight? Is that what the defamation is […]
It has recently come to my attention that, in an attempt to further expose ourselves (in a wholesome, family-style way) to the public, Sod is now sponsoring a college football bowl game. That’s right, we’ve joined such luminaries as the Mieneke Car Care Bowl, the Poulan Weedeater Bowl, the Papajohns.com Bowl and the Champs Sports […]
After a near-unbearable day of studying for a Debtor-Creditor final that has forced me to reconsider what is important in my life, I thought there was no better time than the present to drop the first of two End of Year lists (the second, my music list which will certainly be better than Kelly’s and […]
