And now, I present to you some down-home, good ol’ fashioned Blue Collar humor. Because I hate you.
• If the back of your neck is often burned red from walking behind your plow with your head lowered all day long, you might be a redneck.
• If you harbor deep-found resentments towards people of different nationalities [...]

As you’re all hopefully all aware, I have a big day coming up. And don’t worry, I’ve been preparing myself. I’m reading all the books, buying all the stuff I’ll need. When the day finally comes, I just want to make sure I’m ready for it. God knows I’ve been waiting a long time for [...]

As someone who spends most of his waking life reading other people’s blogs in search of ideas that I can steal inspiration, I happened to notice that one of the current trends in blogging is to take the copyrighted work of newspaper cartoonists, deface their work, and somehow profit from it. Some of the best [...]

There’s just so many questions I have about today’s Beetle Bailey.

1. Where did that plunger come from? It wasn’t in Beetle’s hand in the first panel.
2. What does Beetle intend to use the plunger for? Climbing? Unplugging a toilet? Or does he intend to beat Sarge to death with it in order to avoid his [...]