Whether you know it or not, i’m sure you’re all familiar with the delightful trand known as Greenwashing.
The same way every company in America wrapped itself in the flag in the aftermath of September 11th, the last two years have seen a swell of interest and awareness in the environment. Marketers have responded by painting the […]
My wife, Sara, brought this lovely little nugget of advertising gold to my attention last night by screaming “OH MY GOD! OHMYGOD!! I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT!!!” from halfway across the house.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAoYQzkW4Gw
Yeah, Morning Tongue. There are so many jokes here. Let me collect myself.
Okay, first of all, isn’t this ad basically stating that this cheesy hashbrowns […]
If you’re one of those anal retentive types who notices every little detail of most everything you ever come across, you might have noticed the addition of advertisements to this site. This may have caused you many a sleepless night, wondering if I’d finally sold out to “the man.” Well, I haven’t. I just decided […]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUJ4uorYPoY
Doesn’t that just make you want a big bag of Skittles? Don’t you just want to tear into that colorful bag of fun and think about how that poor man cannot touch his child, for fear that he turn into the very candy that you’re now enjoying?
Really?!
There’s something wrong with you, kiddo.
If anything, that commercial […]
I can’t say for certain, but I’m told there was a Super Bowl on Sunday that involved one team prevailing over the other. I wouldn’t know. I prefer billiards. But in years past, I have made a habit of watching this so-called “football game” for the sake of the advertisements. But now, thanks to this […]
I myself have never actually talked to a dog before, but I always had an inkling that this would be how a conversation with one would probably go.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UHKB6nQrzM
That line at the end about “the ability to talk to animals is no longer available in Bud Light” is a compete lie, by the way. If you […]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFA3JNPsxUY
For whatever reason, I hold an inordinate amount of hatred for Tony Sinclair.
Maybe it’s the posh accent, maybe it’s the above-the-fray air that he has about or the feeling that I most likely will never have as much fun at one time as he appears to be having in these commercials. Of course, it’s more […]
I don’t eat a Dominos. Haven’t since freshman year of college. It’s just not a good idea.
Speaking of things that aren’t a good idea, check out this latest promotion from the leader in cheap, greasy pizza. The B.F.D.
Now, I cannot be the only one who, when presented with the acronym B.F.D. doesn’t immediately think, Big […]
So who wants to watch a video that’ll have you questioning the validity of civilization? Anyone?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMOPj6-4nDU
(WARNING: Clicking “Play” on the above video will subject you to 7.5 minutes of viral marketing for which the writer of this blog was paid absolutely nothing for subjecting you to. So everyone’s a victim here really.)
Far be it for […]
In case the two people who read my blog have noticed my absence (my boyfriend and, of course, Seth Rogen), it’s because I’ve been traveling. Don’t worry, I’ve decided to never do it again. The stress of getting from one mode of transportation to the other nearly made my little head explode at least three […]
