Mr. Rogers always creeped me out when I was a kid.
But I saw this clip awhile back and it made my day. So, on a day when we’re two days removed from what is supposed to be one of the happiest days of the year, when it seems like so much of the world is [...]

There’s just no other way to say it.
Speaking on behalf of Nate, Crystal, Ethan, Kelly, Chris, our admin and myself, have yourself a bitchin’ Christmas or whatever other holiday you care to celebrate. We’ll see you again when you’re fatter, crankier, less functional, and hopefully just a bit more sober.

Two top-ten album lists have posted in these hallowed halls, and it seems the third corner of the trilogy is missing. Maybe you think I’m lazy. Perhaps you think I just do not care. To the naysayers, I say … don’t stop believing.
I’ll get to the list, just as soon as the year actually ends. [...]

Note: Not actually their house, but you get the idea.
I’ve decided what to do with the money I got back from the state. I’m going to give it to actual people. In person, too.
Well, maybe not actually in person, but close enough. Turns out, one of Sara’s coworkers has parents who were affected by [...]

This past Friday, Sara and I received our kickback check from the state of Oregon. I can’t remember the exact reasoning behind it, but it has something to do with being “in the black” as far as the state’s budget is concerned. Whatever, we have a few hundred dollars back in our pockets, courtesy [...]

As I mentioned earlier elsewhere, my office Christmas party was yesterday. Also, as I mentioned earlier elsewhere, a mystery game was planned; one where I, member of the illustrious Team 6, planned to rain down death and destruction upon all competitors. This is the tale of my complete pwnage of my victims. It is a [...]

Here’s something that nearly made me wet my pants.

This one, however, put me over the top.

You didn’t realize it, but yesterday was the Day of the Ninja. And the reason you didn’t know about it was because the ninjas didn’t want you to know, but if they had, they would’ve jumped out from behind a tree and wished you a happy Day of the Ninja right before they snapped your [...]

For those of you who read The Expatriate Act (which you should, because it’s written by me and is, therefore, better than anything you could possibly write), you may be aware that I went on blogger’s strike around the same time that the Hollywood writers went on strike. The end result was that my family [...]

Ever since I was informed that I was chosen to contribute my talents to Sodblog, I’ve been trying to get the word out. After all, this is the internet and there’s lots of things to do here, roughly 25-30% of which do not involve the words “hot,” “asian,” and “co-eds.”
In order to capture a sizable [...]