Believe it or not, it’s not always a barrel full of kittens being married to me.
When it comes to food, I have the temperance of a three-year-old. I pick at my food and remove anything which I deem to be either “yucky” or “totally gross.” This includes everything from mushrooms, celery, pickles, cabbage, peppers, and [...]

Us blue-eyed people, we’re special. Even science says so. So, unless you don’t believe in science (I’m talking to YOU, Kansas) you can no longer contend that I am not special.
Scientists have discovered that, initially, all humans had brown eyes. It was a genetic mutation that caused blue eyes to first appear.
I have a [...]

My recent duties as the technical admin for SodBlog (and idol of millions) have turned me to the bottle, and my sauce of choice has long been spiced rum. So in an attempt to garner corporate sponsorship from an honest booze-peddling corporation, I am professing my love of Sailor Jerry’s spiced rum in what is [...]

Some of you may have noticed that we here at Sod like to refer to ourselves in the third person. One of Sod’s writers started doing it months ago, and the rest of us have dutifully followed suit. That’s how you end up with titles like, “Sod Thinks that Vampire In Brooklyn Was Totally Underrated,” [...]

The problem with Top Ten lists is that you can’t know for sure how much music the dude (or dudette) offering the list actually listened to for the year. Sometimes this makes no difference. Like when Rolling Stone or Spin writers put together their best-of lists, after having had every CD made sent to them [...]

As 2007 slowly sputters towards an unsatisfying SPLUT sound, it would seem that today would be the last chance to fondly reminisce on the year past. If you’ve been paying attention, you’ve born witness to Kelly, Nate and Chris competing for the Sod Blog Hipster Doofus of the Year Award with their Top 10 music [...]

Mr. Rogers always creeped me out when I was a kid.
But I saw this clip awhile back and it made my day. So, on a day when we’re two days removed from what is supposed to be one of the happiest days of the year, when it seems like so much of the world is [...]

There’s just no other way to say it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmgf60CI_ks

Speaking on behalf of Nate, Crystal, Ethan, Kelly, Chris, our admin and myself, have yourself a bitchin’ Christmas or whatever other holiday you care to celebrate. We’ll see you again when you’re fatter, crankier, less functional, and hopefully just a bit more sober.

Two top-ten album lists have posted in these hallowed halls, and it seems the third corner of the trilogy is missing. Maybe you think I’m lazy. Perhaps you think I just do not care. To the naysayers, I say … don’t stop believing.
I’ll get to the list, just as soon as the year actually ends. [...]

Note: Not actually their house, but you get the idea.
I’ve decided what to do with the money I got back from the state. I’m going to give it to actual people. In person, too.
Well, maybe not actually in person, but close enough. Turns out, one of Sara’s coworkers has parents who were affected by [...]