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Santa isn’t real.

So who wants to watch a video that’ll have you questioning the validity of civilization? Anyone?
(WARNING: Clicking “Play” on the above video will subject you to 7.5 minutes of viral marketing for which the writer of this blog was paid absolutely nothing for subjecting you to. So everyone’s a victim here really.)
Far be it for [...]

See it? That tiny little piece of text right under the “E” of Movie? Yeah…what the hell?

Lights, please.
And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, ‘Fear not: for behold, [...]

this could very well be the most awesome story i have ever read…  a couple of rich kids get into the identity fraud racket to fund exotic junkets around the world, buy expensive gifts for themselves, and procure services exclusive to only the most beautiful, sophisticated people (and i’m sure they’re blasting each other the [...]

Comes, once again, nothing but pontificating and a cavalcade of “experts” ready to lend their same old, worn-out opinions. Reporters badger innocent people and inadvertently make a martyr out of some screwed-up 19 year old who lost his shitty job at McDonalds and lost his girlfriend, all after losing his family.
I’m, of course, talking about [...]

I don’t watch a whole hell of a lot of televison, so this might be the norm on television these days, but I believe that if you’re this freaking stupid, you shouldn’t be put in front of millions of impressionable people to express your views, much less allowed to mingle with normal society.

Just like Kelly and Erik before me, I have fallen prey to the flu, or a cold, or something that makes me lightheaded, sore-throated and over all miserable. Thanks guys. You have made your point.
Viruses can now spread over the world wide web, we’re all screwed. The only course of action now is to have [...]

Yes, that’s right, the great Evel Knievel died earlier today at the very appropriate age of 69. According to AP, Knievel had been in declining health years and finally succumbed in his Florida home.
In memoriam, Sod will attempt a highly dangerous jump over Springfield Gorge on our skateboard. Wait…that’s Lance Murdock, not Evel. I [...]

If you hadn’t been paying attention to what has been going on Sudan this past week, you’re missing some grade A bullshit. Gillian Gibbons, a Brit schoolteacher, allowed her students to name a teddy bear “Muhammad” and was convicted of insulting Islam, resulting in a 15 day prison sentence and deportation.
Really?!
Look, I have as much [...]