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Ready to kill me, yet? I thought so. Please don’t, I have so much to live for.
I’m a bit behind the times on this whole “Rickrolling” thing. Sure, I’d heard of it, but it had never actually happened to me until late last week. Needless to say, I was [...]

And now, all you people at home. Call the neighbors. Wake the kids. It’s time, once again to play everybody’s favorite game, What the Hell was This Guy Thinking?
• Couldn’t adequately fit “You Might Be A Redneck” on his forehead.
• Looking for a quicker way to tell people he’s an idiot.
• Didn’t quite grasp the [...]

I enjoy unique and creative spam as much as the next guy, but I found this special nugget in my gmail spam folder this morning:

From: deadlykillers2001@gmail.com
Subject: KILL
Attn,
I am very sorry for you, is a pity that this is how your life is going to
end as soon as you don’t comply. As you can see we [...]

I think we can all agree that today shouldn’t be happening.
Every four years or so, the universe sees fit to toss an extra day at me at the end of February. An extra day to go to work, come back home, go to sleep, and then do the same thing again the next day. But [...]

I am so freaking tired of this weather.
Those of you who are privileged enough to not live in this godforsaken frozen desolate wasteland can never truly appreciate just how lucky you are. North Dakota is a fine state, and I enjoy living here, but despite that I’m not so stupid as to ignore the truth [...]

See these two sorry looking sons-of-bitches pictured above? The one to the left is Fred Phelps, the inbred leader of the Westboro Baptist Church. To his right is John Gibson, one of the pinheads who works at FOX News. Right now, I’m wasting perfectly good bandwidth hosting images of these two slimy bastards, [...]

Apparently, actor Heath Ledger has decided to call it quits. Permanently. And we think that’s pretty shitty news.
Ledger was found by a masseuse and a housekeeper at a Manhattan apartment owned by Mary-Kate Olson, yes, that Mary-Kate Olson. Authorities say that they do not know why Mr. Ledger was in Ms. Olson’s apartment. The [...]

I have a question that I need answered, but before you can help me, I’ll need you to read this first.
Dane Cook breaks comedy endurance record
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Dane Cook broke a Laugh Factory endurance record set less than a month ago by Dave Chappelle.
n what is becoming a heated battle between the [...]

 
As you’re all probably aware, there’s only two shopping days remaining until Festivus. But since it falls on a Sunday and I don’t do weekends, much in the same way that nobody visits the site on weekends, here’s an early Festivus gift. I’ve been preparing my list for the Airing of Grievances. I got a [...]

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Santa isn’t real.