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Fox News: Television For (and By) Idiots

By Nate • Apr 30th, 2008 • Category: Sod that is bad, TV
Fox News: Television For (and By) Idiots

If you look at the above graphic for more than, say, five seconds, before you see something terribly wrong, then you need to go back to the fifth grade and start your education all over again. Try paying attention this time.
We all know that Fox News is to real news what a whiffle bat is […]



Kill Your TennisShoes!

By Heck • Apr 22nd, 2008 • Category: Sod that is bad

you are an idiot. what are you wearing on your feet?!?!? are those SHOES?!?!?! you disgust me.
and you would disgust Adam Sternbergh if he were here right now. writer, author, literary wordsmith, prose monger, sentence spinner, and better, smarter person than you, mr. S has dilligently uncovered a vast conspiracy to make your feet useless: […]



Childhood: Dora, Diego and Depilatories

By Angi Sada-Farnen • Apr 4th, 2008 • Category: Obscure, Sod that is bad
Childhood: Dora, Diego and Depilatories

I can trace the beginning of the end of my childhood to the first moment I chose to take razor to skin and remove the protective coating of hair evolution had afforded me.
It was the summer between fifth and sixth grades. I would sleep until 10 am as I was completely left unattended for the […]



Nothing to See Here…

By Nate • Apr 2nd, 2008 • Category: Media, Sod that is bad
Nothing to See Here...

Before you read this post,please click here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jkjv9WbrxHQ

Ready to kill me, yet? I thought so. Please don’t, I have so much to live for.
I’m a bit behind the times on this whole “Rickrolling” thing. Sure, I’d heard of it, but it had never actually happened to me until late last week. Needless to say, I was […]



Got ‘R’ Dun.

By Erik Hagen • Mar 20th, 2008 • Category: General Sod, Obscure, Sod that is bad
Got 'R' Dun.

And now, all you people at home. Call the neighbors. Wake the kids. It’s time, once again to play everybody’s favorite game, What the Hell was This Guy Thinking?
• Couldn’t adequately fit “You Might Be A Redneck” on his forehead.
• Looking for a quicker way to tell people he’s an idiot.
• Didn’t quite grasp the […]



Spam gets deadly

By admin • Mar 17th, 2008 • Category: Sod that is bad
Spam gets deadly

I enjoy unique and creative spam as much as the next guy, but I found this special nugget in my gmail spam folder this morning:

From: deadlykillers2001@gmail.com
Subject: KILL
Attn,
I am very sorry for you, is a pity that this is how your life is going to
end as soon as you don’t comply. As you can see we […]



Leap Day Off

By Erik Hagen • Feb 29th, 2008 • Category: General Sod, Sod that is bad
Leap Day Off

I think we can all agree that today shouldn’t be happening.
Every four years or so, the universe sees fit to toss an extra day at me at the end of February. An extra day to go to work, come back home, go to sleep, and then do the same thing again the next day. But […]



Sod’s freezing his teets off.

By Erik Hagen • Feb 20th, 2008 • Category: General Sod, Sod that is bad
Sod's freezing his teets off.

I am so freaking tired of this weather.
Those of you who are privileged enough to not live in this godforsaken frozen desolate wasteland can never truly appreciate just how lucky you are. North Dakota is a fine state, and I enjoy living here, but despite that I’m not so stupid as to ignore the truth […]



Someday, Sod will dance on your grave.

By Erik Hagen • Jan 25th, 2008 • Category: Sod that is bad

See these two sorry looking sons-of-bitches pictured above? The one to the left is Fred Phelps, the inbred leader of the Westboro Baptist Church. To his right is John Gibson, one of the pinheads who works at FOX News. Right now, I’m wasting perfectly good bandwidth hosting images of these two slimy bastards, […]



Sod Thinks This Just Sucks

By Nate • Jan 22nd, 2008 • Category: General Sod, Movies, Sod that is bad

Apparently, actor Heath Ledger has decided to call it quits. Permanently. And we think that’s pretty shitty news.
Ledger was found by a masseuse and a housekeeper at a Manhattan apartment owned by Mary-Kate Olson, yes, that Mary-Kate Olson. Authorities say that they do not know why Mr. Ledger was in Ms. Olson’s apartment. The […]