Two thieves were caught in southern Hungary with 12 pigs stuffed into their tiny van.  My question is…..what were two guys planning to do with a dozen pigs?  Of course, my typical reader will immediately think something perverse. I would argue against that.  If they were hoping to find some “Girlfriends”, then they only really [...]

One of the things I forgot to write about during the election when I was all caught up in all my hilarious liberal hysteria and HOW MUCH I HATE JOHN MCCAIN was that I bought a fancy new iPod Touch 2G. If you’re unfamiliar with what an iPod Touch is, it’s an iPhone without a [...]

As many of you know, last week, the state of Californication passed an amendment banning gay marriage.  
One of the biggest issues related to this amendment was fear of having gay marriage taught in schools.
I can see how this could be scary.  First they teach gay marriage in schools, then gay home economics, gay algebra, [...]

An introduction is in order.
I am Captain Not.  
I was recruited by the Sods to bring my point of view….the point of view of a delusional wanna-be naval officer with a slight case of the cheeky disease.
Since I have a busy schedule pretending to reign in a group of imaginary seamen (Yeah, I said it), [...]

So I’ve been relatively tight lipped during the recent campaign season and elections. I haven’t directly addressed any of the issues truly at hand. I now feel compelled to do so. I
I voted for Barack Obama. I did not vote for the Democratic Party. If I must affiliate myself with a political party it would [...]

I wouldn’t categorize myself as anti-nut. I enjoy peanuts in moderation. I like the occasional candy walnut with my occasional salad. I’m not a nut racist. I’m friendly with nuts. I’ve eaten my fair share of peanut brittle.
It’s just that I object outright to the unnecessary use of nuts in food. Not everything needs to [...]

For those fans of the illustrious ‘Fallout’ series, you may have mixed feelings about the newly-released Fallout 3. If you are a 1st person shooter fan, you will feel right at home.
The traditional Fallout games were turn-based, while the latest edition is more real-time, but still retains the targeting system that made Fallout 2 so [...]

It’s that wonderful time of year again where society not only allows you to leave your house dressed like an idiot, it’s actually encouraged. Take advantage of it, America. It’s Halloween, and it’s your chance to shine for the big burning ball of stupid we all always knew you could be. So just like two [...]

I’m guessing you’re all like me, on pins and needles about how this whole Election thing is going to end up. After all, Election 2008 to this point has been, in a word, bugfuck nuts. So what kind of crazy chicanery are we all in store for in the next week to come? Fortunately for [...]

Most marathon runners will tell you that, around mile 22 or 23, they hit a wall. They reach that point where they simply want to stop, both physically and mentally. It’s an overwhelming feeling and even the hardiest runners have trouble getting through it, no matter how prepared they are.
For the record, it’s going to [...]