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How deeply the news media has sunk in the name of hyperbole.

By Erik Hagen • Aug 28th, 2008 • Category: General Sod, Obscure
How deeply the news media has sunk in the name of hyperbole.

According to the BBC, a spider has forced a family to move out of their home.
Spider forces family out of home
A soldier’s family have been frightened out of their home by a spider thought to have been brought to Essex from Afghanistan in a kitbag.
Lorraine Griffiths and her three children have moved out of their [...]



Unemployment Sucks

By Nate • Aug 25th, 2008 • Category: General Sod, Sod that is bad
Unemployment Sucks

Yeah, that’s right, I’m unemployed. I got laid off rather unceremoniously last Thursday. The company I had been working for is slowly going out of business, which means that, instead of saving us all the agony of waiting in our offices for the inevitable, they’ve just been gasping along, letting go of a few people [...]



I hate my 30’s.

By Erik Hagen • Aug 25th, 2008 • Category: General Sod, Sod that is bad
I hate my 30's.

For those of you who didn’t know because I never bothered to tell you, I turned 30 last week, which means I’m only 60 years and 7 houses away from becoming John McCain. Which is depressing. So, as you can probably imagine, I’ve spent the morning doing what any person facing their own mortality square [...]



I Want to Believe.

By Erik Hagen • Aug 20th, 2008 • Category: General Sod, Obscure
I Want to Believe.

Hey, had you heard the good news? They found Bigfoot! Now, I realize you might be a bit skeptical, what with Bigfoot being the crazed delusion of a bunch of inbred mountain people, but seriously, for real this time. See, here’s your photographic proof:

This Bigfoot has ceased to be. It is an ex-Bigfoot.
Ewww. I think [...]



John McCain: hilariously old man

By Erik Hagen • Aug 12th, 2008 • Category: General Sod
John McCain: hilariously old man

Despite the fact that I’m firmly in the bag for Bob Barr’s mustache for President this year, I still have to admit a morbid curiosity in the campaign of John McCain. Truth be told, I’ve always had a certain fondness for John McCain, kind of in the same way I do for Abe Vigoda and [...]



Grown-Up Nate: Attending a Class Reunion

By Nate • Aug 8th, 2008 • Category: General Sod, Wistful Nostalgia
Grown-Up Nate: Attending a Class Reunion

Please don’t laugh at the face I’m making, I was really drunk.
Lists are always fun. I’ve never been one to use them all that often, but I certainly enjoy reading them on other sites. You could say that I have gleaned a great deal of my present-day cache of useless knowledge from reading copious amounts [...]



A heartwarming converstion about Purple Pooty Wax

By admin • Aug 5th, 2008 • Category: Wistful Nostalgia
A heartwarming converstion about Purple Pooty Wax

The following is a conversation between myself and 3 old mates from college. While geographical differences keep us apart, the bond of sarcastic banter binds us… Enjoy.
Scott
Subject: What up nerds?
Just checkin in on everyone. Hope all is well for you peoples.
I heard Ethan gained like 60lbs ever since they opened up that Dunkin
Donuts next [...]



Meticulously listing out the soundtrack to my life.

By Erik Hagen • Aug 4th, 2008 • Category: General Sod, Music
Meticulously listing out the soundtrack to my life.

Last week saw the first annual Sod Conference (patent pending), when Nate and his wife were in Bismarck (which, as was agreed to be all attendees, should henceforth be referred to either as The Biz or ‘Smark) and joined me, the admin, and infrequent blogger Kelly Hagen for drinks at the local drinking hole. Much [...]



I Believe In Bob Barr’s Mustache

By Erik Hagen • Jul 28th, 2008 • Category: Politics, Sod that is good
I Believe In Bob Barr's Mustache

With all the talk in the news about Next Year’s Presumptive President of the United States Barack Obama and Next Year’s Presumptive Unwilling Admittee to a Retirement Home John McCain, not a lot of ink is being devoted towards anyone else in the presidential race. But Erik, I hear you say with my superhuman Internet [...]



Dakota and Mountain Lions

By Aaron • Jul 27th, 2008 • Category: General Sod

Nicholas Carr recently said we’re (yes, the Royal We) too connected to the media these days. This idea glares at me every time I decide to enter what passes for a Drinking Warehouse: a high-ceiling echo-chamber with twenty-four different televised sporting events, juke-box blaring, everyone at the said tables text-messaging one and all, and [...]