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Some things in life just defy explanation. So guess what, pal. You ain’t getting one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ2q9NmYf6g
You watched it! And now, try as you may, you can’t unwatch it!
The source of this madness is at www.lasagnacat.com. Just be warned that if you go there, you may not ever come back the way you were before. I’m just [...]
If I’ve seemed a bit more distant as of recently, there’s a reason for it. I’ve been struggling with one of those questions about myself that I just can’t seem to answer. But since I have a blog and, from what I’ve seen on the Internet, most people use their blogs to write long drawn-out [...]
For everyone who’s been asking me, here’s the answer everyone’s been waiting so long for. If I had to, I could defend myself against the onslaught of up to 24 five-year-old children. And here’s my proof.
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Now you may be asking yourself, why would I possibly need to beat up children? To which I can only [...]
Mr. Rogers always creeped me out when I was a kid.
But I saw this clip awhile back and it made my day. So, on a day when we’re two days removed from what is supposed to be one of the happiest days of the year, when it seems like so much of the world is [...]
You know, I’m as terrified of Axl Rose as the next guy, but this may be taking things just a little too far.
Some people sing karaoke just beautifully.
Then there are the rest of us whose public singing talents range from fair through terrible to just plain scary.
But one school custodian’s attempts at song in Roxbury, Conn., [...]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcaVSTsYyOI
I’ve been asked to post this video, which is a take on the hiring process we here at Sod employ. Now, I’m sure that, to some of you, this may paint Sod in a bad light. Please, let me assure you, we’d never, ever hire someone who finished first in their class at Harvard. Besides, [...]
Here’s something that nearly made me wet my pants.
This one, however, put me over the top.
you ever wonder what it looks like in your freezer when you don’t have the stinkin’ door open? well, wonder no more, you insufferable shithead. in celebration of the 2007-2008 polar year, the USGS has deigned it necessary to provide the world unprecedented access to the entire continent of antarctica, as seen from space, with the [...]
After a week’s worth of anti-Thanksgiving activities meant to cleanse this country of Thanksgiving once and for all, I awoke this morning in a surprisingly good mood and quickly ran outside to bask in my efforts. But once I got outside, I came to the surprising realization that all of my neighbors had gathered together [...]
