Continuing our tradition of revolutionizing the Internet, tonight is a (sorta-)live blog of the Oscars. We know. We’re as excited as you are.
And now, the most glamorous evening that has ever happened or ever will happen:

What you are currently looking at is, well, not much. But on Sunday, this box you see below will be filled with the nonsensical ravings of me and my cohorts as we liveblog the Super Bowl. Why are we doing this? Simple. Rather than watch the biggest game of the year with friends, a few […]

As you may’ve already heard, the Golden Globes were basically shut down by the Writers Strike, so what is usually a 3+ hours wankfest of mind-numbing proportions will now instead be a one-hour press conference. So since the Writer’s Guild never returned my membership inquiries, I don’t have the option of sitting this one out. […]