Hello, country.
I’ve been getting letters from some of you out there wondering how I enjoyed Philadelphia. Let me make this perfectly clear: I’ve never been to Pennsylvania. I have no idea what you’re talking about, but I do appreciate the letters. As you all know, I am a reader. But I was not in Philadelphia [...]

It’s morning again in America. Rise and shine, country. This is your Wake Up Colbert.
The debate this last Wednesday between Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton earned a viewership of 10 million viewers. Since my readership is roughly in that same neighborhood, I can safely assume that there’s some overlap. I can only hope that most [...]

Hello Country.
I’d like to talk to you today about the sad passing this past weekend of one of America’s greatest men, Charlton Heston. He has gone to that happy hunting ground. Yes, there are guns in heaven. You better work on your aim, godless liberal elites. There’s no confoundingly vague 2nd Amendment in heaven. Just [...]

Are you there, Internet? It’s me. Steven Colbert.
The responses I received to my first column here at the Sob Log have been overwhelming. Unfortunately, there is still a world of difference between “overwhelming” and “overwhelmingly good.” To start off with, I’ll reply to the most frequent query. I don’t know who this person is that [...]

Hello, America. How are you?
Don’t you know me? You should. For I’m your native son, Steven Colbert. And this is the first posting of the Colbert Country.
First of all, I should thank the good people here at the Bod Slog for having provided me with this forum. It is thanks to the generous donation of [...]